are you fucking kidding me?

Dear God in heaven. Is this gal trying to claim that she went black and then came back?

that’s impossible!

Sure !!! Americans are stupid, but THAT stupid !!
For the rest of us. We know this is a prank story.

LOL
That’s amazing
I would NEVER beleive that XD
I’d be like
“Bitch! you be cheatin’ on me!”

There’s also a typo
It’s says
‘her wife jennifer told him.”
wth?

Troll

Behold, the second immaculate conception. This time it was 3D glasses not God.

With children being taught now days (by perverts) about “sex education”, you’d think they’d have a clue how the process works.

Not only is her expecting her excuse to be believable ridiculous, but what is even more ridiculous is her husband even considering this lame excuse remotely possible.

She’s a two-timing whore. Ditch the bitch.

hahahahahaha………..hahahahahahaha….dumb ass….hahahahaha

Well, you’ve gotta give the woman credit for knowing exactly how stupid her husband is, and rather than trying to change him into someone he is not, accepting him for it…..
And cheating on him. While he is at war.
I mean, yeah, she’s a bitch, but at least she’s a SMART bitch. Smarter than he is, that’s for damn sure.

Hahaha by 3D does she mean real life? Where did the sea-men come from? They must have arrived via a big black boat that docked her port…

Bad internet tabloids. This can’t be real! My guess is this is made up by another youthful Brit or European who ignorantly thinks that all Americans are stupid. After all, the propaganda of the almighty internet MUST be true! Give me a f#@%ing break! The worst part is that so many believe it.

Wait.. ya’ll are missing the point 3D porn?! When the hell did this come along and why wasn’t I informed

see: YOUPORN.COM

cheater

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is a story from the onion… not real folks

Why a Brit or European? Perhaps the one who thinks Americans are stupid is you, as you don’t seem to want to give one the credit for coming up with this.

By the way, Brits ARE Europeans. Maybe that “stupid American” idea isn’t so far off…

I don’t really think the majority of Brits would agree that they’re ‘European’.

Yes… Yes we would.

lol. i love the onion. they spit pure win.

fake

If it was real this woman needs to have the shit slapped out of her for cheating on her man while he was serving his country! what a snatch!